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humansofnewyork:

Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”

“A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely wasted.”

humansofnewyork:

Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”

“A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely wasted.”

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

edfreemaybe:


Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

I actually considered doing this once.

Congrats to whoever managed this. xD

the definitive list of the greatest music videos of all time that no one can contest because i am always, ALWAYS right

pumpkinshallucination:

  • “Weapon of Choice” by Fatboy Slim

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

edwardspoonhands:

FLCL…classic.

edwardspoonhands:

FLCL…classic.

I ain’t givin’ you no tree fiddy you goddamn Loch Ness Monster!
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daswiener:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

venomgurl4:

QWOP guy at anime north

TIA LOOK IT’S MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

THIS FUKKEN GUY